Darcie wrote:

I prefer cocaine. It gives me energy without holograms. (That's what the LSD is for).

splutter ... gods, you and Todd. I think that's the snarkiest I've ever seen you, Darcie.
Some comments on the above:
* Yuzu isn't particularly special. I have some (extract), I use it in Japanese recipes which call for yuzu. Besides, it keeps. In a salad dressing? Might as well use orange peel, it'll taste the same. Also, most "yuzu" you buy in the US *is* orange peel.
* Acai is not the supernutrient its marketers claim, but it
does show up on your MRI:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15062934* Polenta
is cornmeal mush. It just on what you're having it with. Parmgiano, dried tomatoes and basil? Polenta. Cheddar and green onions? Mush.
* Dave, you can't make risotto in a rice cooker.
Stuff I don't think (INMAPO*) rates its hype, aside from meat in all forms:
Fancy salts, especially ones with dirt in them. Table salt, kosher salt, and coarse-grained sea salt, and I'm covered.
Flavored Pasta: you know what? Once it has a sauce on it, you can't taste the difference. Except maybe squid ink pasta.
Absinthe: it's an herbal liquor. It's not even a particularly good one. If it hadn't been banned decades ago, nobody would be drinking it now.
White Chocolate: it's not chocolate. It's just white.
Arugula: I like rucola / arugula. But don't put it on everything! Yes, the Italians put rucola on pizza. A few pizzas, ocassionally, when it's in season. But not on my darned Pizza Margherita, and not unnanounced on my taco!
Blue cornmeal: use it because it looks cool, and not because it tastes good. Because you know what? It doesn't. (personally, I'm waiting for the appearance of "Blue Corn Polenta". I think it's the next hot thing. I bought futures.)
(* In My All-Powerful Opinion)