Folks here should take a look at this:
https://instagram.com/chefjacqueslamerde/It's a brilliant lampoon of a high-end chef instagram. Sample quote:
TOO MUCH FERNET AFTER SERVICE LAST NIGHT !!!! HANDS SO SHAKEY I DROPPED MY FAVE TWEEZERS IN THE NITROGEN AND THEY SHATTERED EVRYWHERE. TWICE!!!! THANK JESUS 4 ALKASELTZRR!!!! DUNKIN MUNCHKINS, BIRTHDAY CAKE OREO SOIL, SNICKERS HACHÉ, SHAMROCK SHAKE FLUID GEL!!! ALMOST 4GOT MOOSETRACKS ICE CREAM QUENELLE!!!! #cheflife
... you've gotta see it.