Cookaholics Bulletin Board

A young cowboy walks into the town café. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too.

Frank - I just couldn't resist; chili jokes are sooo rare!

Wino,

Gaaaaauuuuuuuuggghhhhhhoooouuggh.

I don't think anyone is going to follow-up this post.

Frank will!

I'll put a bottle of vino on it!

Two hobos who haven't eaten in a week are walking down some railroad tracks. They come upon a dead cow that was obviously hit by the train a week or so earlier. The cow is pretty disgusting, but the one hobo is so hungry, he starts eating the cow. He asks his friend "Why aren't you eating any?" His friend says "I'm waiting". "Waiting for what" replies the first hobo and then proceeds to throw up. "For you to warm it up".

Fuzzy, I'm gonna love keeping that wine!

Oh Frankie, where art thou?

Grosssss to both....... You guys are so bad!

Laurie

I think you two have invented a new diet....after reading these two jokes, I have no appetite!
What a weight loss concept.
ilene

Good! Then I know none of you will laugh at the one-legged guy that would only eat at the IHOP...

Ha, Fuzzy maybe you should meld this thread with the Food Police one.

eb

And what was the name of the waitress that works there?