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A) I cannot believe we are the only twisted ones; Paul, I expected something and Frank, really? Nothing?

Lamb-brosia? Lettuce Alone (iceberg wedge)? T-bone Rex? Jackson Pollack (fish with a a multi-colored pepper topping)? Take a Leek? Twist and Kraut (cabbage and twirly noodles... no idea but I like how it sounds)? Mushroom with a View? Or, as it is spring, The Morchel Of the Story? Salmon-chanted Evening? Ali Kabob-a? Chews for Cheeses (cheese course)?

Now I know what I will be thinking about all day.

Mary

Silly me, that was German... Morel of the Story. I keep seeing this post on facebook on how being bilingual makes you smarter. I seem to be the exception to the rule.

Wino, I was in the mountains for the weekend but now am rested so can dedicate myself a little to your wine question. My first thought was to give the names a little twist and then do a funny version of those pretentious descriptions you wine people love: Semi-yawn, a sleepy little vintage... or Cabernet Frank, an honest swill that doesn't beat around the bush. And then Merstar's Charred-onay: A crusty red, almost black...

Author:	marygott [ Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:14 am ]
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Last one, I promise: Mao Tse Tongue.

Author:	wino [ Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:33 am ]
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A) I cannot believe we are the only twisted ones; Paul, I expected something and Frank, really? Nothing? B) Mary, truly stupendous BUT - can you rack your noggin around wine varietals? Riesling Cabernet Franc Chardonnay Pinot Noir Malbec Semillon Sauvignon Blanc I could go on... P.S. I love, "Mao, say "tongue"". P.P.S.Don't stop!

Author:	Da Bull Man [ Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:28 am ]
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wino wrote: A) I cannot believe we are the only twisted ones; Paul, I expected something and Frank, really? Nothing? Last week my butt was doing 4K miles in a plane, this week 1K in my truck, the rest of the past few weeks it was planted in my office chair playing catch up...get to drive to OK. next week...apologies are however in order...this is right up my alley, lemme see what I can come up with...Mary & drugs are a pretty hard combo to beat... She is hitting on all cylinders

Author:	wino [ Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:45 am ]
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I do soooo love the power of shame

Author:	merstar [ Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:44 pm ]
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For Chardonnay, often referred to as "Chard," you can play off the word "Charred," as in charred steak, charred salmon, etc. (or a dish with Swiss Chard). Can't compete with Mary's ideas, though!

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Author:	merstar [ Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:48 pm ]
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marygott wrote: Lamb-brosia? Lettuce Alone (iceberg wedge)? T-bone Rex? Jackson Pollack (fish with a a multi-colored pepper topping)? Take a Leek? Twist and Kraut (cabbage and twirly noodles... no idea but I like how it sounds)? Mushroom with a View? Or, as it is spring, The Morchel Of the Story? Salmon-chanted Evening? Ali Kabob-a? Chews for Cheeses (cheese course)? Now I know what I will be thinking about all day. Mary Silly me, that was German... Morel of the Story. I keep seeing this post on facebook on how being bilingual makes you smarter. I seem to be the exception to the rule. Mary, These are brilliant. I should ask you for help on a great title for my children's book!

Author:	marygott [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:47 pm ]
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A children's book! That's fantastic. What is it about? Wino, I was in the mountains for the weekend but now am rested so can dedicate myself a little to your wine question. My first thought was to give the names a little twist and then do a funny version of those pretentious descriptions you wine people love: Semi-yawn, a sleepy little vintage... or Cabernet Frank, an honest swill that doesn't beat around the bush. And then Merstar's Charred-onay: A crusty red, almost black... I also thought of your veggie course: Give Peas a Chance. Mary

Author:	TheFuzzy [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:11 pm ]
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marygott wrote: Wino, I was in the mountains for the weekend but now am rested so can dedicate myself a little to your wine question. My first thought was to give the names a little twist and then do a funny version of those pretentious descriptions you wine people love: Semi-yawn, a sleepy little vintage... or Cabernet Frank, an honest swill that doesn't beat around the bush. And then Merstar's Charred-onay: A crusty red, almost black... I think most of those are actual California labels.

Author:	wino [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:29 pm ]
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Mary - DELIGHTFUL!

Author:	jeanf [ Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:51 pm ]
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Love it, kind of like the Goats Do Roam label.

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